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Firefly

The Scars I Showed You and Almost Anything to You by [livejournal.com profile] vialethe
Two very hot Mal/River porn battle ficlets.

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Gilmore Girls

The Shower Curtains Have (Hippo) Eyes by [livejournal.com profile] dollsome
"Luke. Are you seeing this??"

"I'm seeing it."

"Uh, no. If you were seeing this, then you would see that this--" She pauses, does some Vanna White arms-- "obviously has Lorelai Gilmore written all over it."

'This' is a shower curtain covered in cartoon hippos with really big eyes. The eyes of some hippos who have been dabbling with some illegal substances. (As hippos do.) Just between you and her, Lorelai's not really that into it. She is not the same woman who once fell in love at first sight with what her mother christened a "semi-pornographic, leering monkey lamp." She's got higher standards for her semi-pornographic interior design decisions these days. But. The hippos have 'Luke will freak in the face of us!' written aaaall over 'em. She has to at least tease him with the horrifying possibility of a life where this dwells in their bathroom.

"You know what," Luke says then, with this appraising little nod, "yeah. I can see it."
Ahahahahaha! This is an adorable and pitch-perfect post-series Luke/Lorelai story.

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Lilo & Stitch

all your heart-melodies by [archiveofourown.org profile] thingswithwings
At seven, Lilo wants to grow up to be an intergalactic space hero.

Stitch shows her how to build plasma guns (Nani puts them on a high shelf), how to rig up a can opener and a radio into a machine that will open a portal to an alternate universe (Nani says she can't do it in the house) and how to first swallow and then regurgitate useful objects, like handcuff keys or quarters (Nani, though disgusted, can't help but be impressed). She and Stitch roam the forests and swim the ocean and are the best of friends, and though Lilo doesn't talk much to other kids, she has Stitch and she has Nani and they are all she needs. She dreams at night of a future among space aliens, green and wriggly, tall and blue, grave and comic and of infinite variety, and when she wakes she can still see their cities behind her eyes, gleaming and verdant.
This made me all teary and achy in exactly the same way as the movie. *sniffle* Oh, my heart.

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Push

might find me anyway by [archiveofourown.org profile] tashlae
"It's just-- I'm almost thirty," Nick says, "and I can't be your older brother and your lover all at once."

It should be easy, she thinks. She should say, pick one and leave the other and they should be fine, together, waiting out the ends of a fight they're coming dangerously close to winning.

Her mouth twists. "Yeah, well, I'm almost twenty. It's not like it was five years ago."
Short, hot Nick/Cassie porn battle ficlet.

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Sports Night

The Night Is Still Young by [livejournal.com profile] innie_darling
Really lovely, low-key Dan/Dana.

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White Collar

Conscientious Objection by [livejournal.com profile] arsenicjade
She chose the FBI knowing it still made her a showpiece. Her parents could still say, "Our Diana, she's a Special Agent, you know?"

But she was a showpiece with a gun, a black belt and steel cuffs. When people started to small talk with her, she was allowed to walk away. She lived life on her own terms with the Agency behind her. She could have done it other ways, but this way had been easy—or, well, as easy as anything was going to be.
Short, sharp look at Diana.

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White Collar

The Bond Forger by [livejournal.com profile] zoicite
Hot, funny and sweet Diana/Lauren. Neal really is a master bond forger! *g* And I would totally watch the Diana/Lauren & Jones show.

Clint Eastwood's Best Move by [archiveofourown.org profile] OnYourMark
Peter catches Neal trying to learn how to fight via movies, so he steps in to teach him. Utterly hilarious.

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Crossovers

Fringe/The X-Files

Reason by [livejournal.com profile] wendelah1
Mulder and Scully on the Other Side. Mulder gets ambered. Scully will do what it takes to get him back. I enjoyed the way they fit into the altverse.

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Leverage/Sherlock

The Crossover Job by [livejournal.com profile] scrunchy
Really lovely Sherlock/Leverage crossover. Sophie and Lestrade have known each other from way back. "Why aren't you Chief Inspector Lestrade yet?" Sophie ran her fingers over the letters on his nameplate, "Someone I need to take care of?"

"Please don't Sophie any of my colleagues."

"'Sophie' them? I'm a verb!"

"Oh, you're a verb, all right."

"Do you know what I missed the most? Well - one of the things. It's how when you say things in that low voice, they don't even have to make sense - 'oh, you're a verb all right' - they're just incredibly sexy. It's a talent I don't think you know you've got."


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Leverage/White Collar

Twice is a coincidence by [archiveofourown.org profile] Petra
Adorable crossover where Jones ends up with a pet felon of his own, one Alec Hardison. Things do not go as planned, at least for the FBI. Adorable and hilarious.

Jones does not punch him; that would be brutality. But he's tempted. He grits his teeth for a second and thinks about all the cases he's chased Hardison on--tax fraud, messing with international bank accounts, hacking systems Jones had never heard of--and how fast they all turned to nothing. "Don't let him touch anything with buttons or a battery; he's been convicted on two counts of computer-related fraud and those are just the ones we could finally pin on him. He's here as a--" Jones is really coming to hate the word "--consultant."

Burke raises his eyebrows. "I didn't realize I was setting a trend."

"I kind of wish you hadn't," Jones says.


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Dark Angel

This Tired World Could Change by [archiveofourown.org profile] ranalore
Original Cindy has always allowed for the possibility that the right guy might tempt her to give bi a shot. It's just that she's pretty sure Alec MacDowell has never immediately leaped to anybody's mind as "the right guy" for anything legal, let alone non-destructive. If what they're doing here can be described as non-destructive. Original Cindy's withholding judgment for now. Really nice, drama-free Original Cindy/Max/Alec threesome. Gets Cindy's voice just right.

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The Hunger Games

Those Who Wait by [livejournal.com profile] wisteria_
Lovely, quiet look at Katniss and Peeta, slowly healing in the aftermath, from Peeta's POV. Makes the epilogue a little easier to believe, I think.

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White Collar

Foursquare by [livejournal.com profile] innie_darling
Someone from Neal's past catches up with him, but it's okay, El's got the situation well in hand. Adorable, with some great Mozzie bits, too.

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Crossovers

Psych/White Collar

Fibbie Chic by [livejournal.com profile] lemmealone
Adorable Psych/White Collar crossover. Gus and Shawn come to New York in pursuit of Pierre Desperaux, and naturally, Peter and Neal get involved. Hee!

"Hi Juliet!"

The female detective who smiled at him was tiny and blonde and Neal had absolutely no doubt that she could take them all down with one hand tied behind her back.

"Hi Juliet," he echoed.

"Hello Mister Caffrey," she said demurely.


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Castle/Fringe

If You Can't Stand the Heat by [livejournal.com profile] scurvyknavery
"You're staring at Agent Dunham," he says, slowly, enunciating too carefully.

"I'm not."

"Are too," he says, singsonging like they're on the playground together.

She swats him in the arm, more gently than she'd like to. "Quit it, Castle. I'm not staring. I just want to know why they're so interested in this case."

He arches his eyebrow and tents his fingertips under his chin. It looks ridiculous; he's clearly going for some kind of theatrical detective vibe. "You're totally staring," he says, putting on an accent that he probably thinks is British. "But why? Jealous of their cool FBI skills? Concerned that the murderer might be an undiscovered form of extraterrestrial life? Evil genius?"

She stares at him, nonplussed. He gets the point. "If I didn't know better," he mutters, moving out of Beckett's personal space. "I'd say you had a crush.
Beckett and Dunham, being hot and awesome together. Yes, please.

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Crossovers

Discworld/The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Ill-advised Skeletal Exchange Programme by meridian_rose
"So, this Halloween. It involves Otherworldly creatures terrifying normal people while you stand around singing songs about it?"

"Yes! Only you make it sound so wrong," Jack complained. "And I just don't stand around." He puffed up and posed dramatically. "I am the Pumpkin King!"

Susan wasn't impressed. Jack visibly deflated.
Hee! This is delightful.

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The Good Wife/White Collar

A Lady and a Gentleman In Black by hederahelix
Sharp, well-observed story of the time Kalinda assisted Special Agents Burke and Barrigan on an investigation, with lots of nice UST simmering between Kalinda and Diana.

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Indiana Jones/Casablanca

Indiana Jones and the Standard of Dishonour by vomit_bunny
Indy gets stuck in Casablanca. Really fun crossover.

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Narnia/No Reservations

No Reservations: Narnia by Edonohana
Recced everywhere, and for good reason. Perfectly nails both canons with wit and sharp-eyed detail. I'm crammed into a burrow so small that my knees are up around my ears and the boom mike keeps slamming into my head, inhaling the potent scent of toffee-apple brandy and trying to drink a talking mouse under the table. But is it really the boom mike that's making my head pound? I know for sure that my camera man doesn't usually have two heads. I have to face facts. The mouse is winning.

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Crossovers

The Losers/Supernatural

collision is such an ugly sound by [livejournal.com profile] oh_la_fraise
So what if John Winchester had a twin brother? Franklin Clay and his team discover hunting. Very fun crossover.

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Star Trek Reboot/West Wing

Election Days by [personal profile] raven
Wonderful Trek/West Wing crossover - CJ and Donna and the election of the President of the United Federation of planets. It's a ceremony for the media. It's always a ceremony for the media. CJ's actually gone outside for the occasion, though, which is something new after what feels like weeks and weeks living inside her office and sleeping under her desk. They're standing backstage, waiting for the fireworks to start. Above, there is the panoply of stellar light, asterisms of geostationary spacedocks with the familiar stars as backdrop.

Donna squeezes CJ's hand: doing okay?

CJ smiles and squeezes back.


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White Collar/Castle

Five Ways Crime Does Pay by [personal profile] celli
Adorable! Five quick crossovers where Beckett and Castle work with Burke and Caffrey. *happy sigh*

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Sandman/Pushing Daisies

Ten encounters with the Endless (and one that never happened) by [personal profile] minnow
Excellent series of encounters - Ned and Death, of course, but also Olive and Desire, Digby and Despair, and various other combinations. Lovely.

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Crossovers

Supernatural/Glee

Something Wicked This Way Hums by [livejournal.com profile] like_a_raven
In which Dean accidentally joins New Directions, gets a girlfriend, and finds a hunt. Adorkable. (timelines are jiggered so Dean's a teenager at McKinley High in the narrative present.)

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Supernatural/White Collar

Unorthodox Methods by [livejournal.com profile] captanddeastar
AU in which Sam finishes law school, joins the FBI, and is assigned as Peter Burke's probie. Adorable. "Neal, this is Sam Winchester, our new probie. Sam, this is Neal Caffrey. He's a… consultant."

"Neal Caffrey?" Sam repeats, looking back and forth between them. "Not… the Neal Caffrey we read about at Quantico? With the Death Mask of Hatshepsut… and the, uh, Three Palaces robbery, and the forged—"

"I can't take sole credit for the Three Palaces," Neal says modestly, "I had a lot of help," and Peter holds his breath, because this would be the moment when it either all goes to hell, or—

"Wow, what a cool idea, to have you helping out!" Sam enthuses, shaking Neal's hand to within an inch of its life. "I can't wait to see you in action!"


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Leverage

The Baby Shower Job by [personal profile] siria
"Parker," Hardison said through gritted teeth, his mouth locked in a forced smile, "you can't con the baby. We will straight up go to hell if you try to run a con on a baby." Hee! Parker and Hardison have to steal something from a baby shower. Adorkable!

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The Middleman

The Holiday Homecoming Intervention by [livejournal.com profile] hematitebadger
"Because everyone loves the Holiday Zombie," both girls chorused.

"Besides," Wendy said, "you're the one who wanted to be part of our Christmas traditions. It doesn't get more traditional around here than the Christmas Eve Art Crawl slash block party, and it's just not a Christmas Eve party without the holiday edition of Stump The Band, Lacey's modernized retelling of The Snow Queen, and the undead personification of the holiday spirit."
Lacey gets the holiday gift she's been wishing for. My heart grew THREE SIZES from reading this. *sniffle* ♥

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Star Trek Reboot

Speech by [livejournal.com profile] loneraven
The Vulcans fed her, housed her, were kind to her. She was shown to her room by Admiral T'Lara; Sarek paid her the solemn courtesies due a daughter of his house. But she grew used to the silence of the desert, the silence of nothing left to say. She was old enough, now, to understand the curious grammar of loss. Uhura/Language=OTP! Lovely.

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White Collar

Double Feature by [personal profile] movies_michelle
Neal really likes movies as metaphors. Adorable.

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Leverage

Survival by Eliot by [livejournal.com profile] sullensiren
Wicked cool multimedia story about the Leverage team helping people survive the zombie apocalypse.

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The Middleman

The Prurient Pollen Pollutant Proposition (The Classic Mirrorverse AU) by thedeadparrot
Mirrorverse!MM/Mirrorverse!Wendy! eee! Wendy is totally a bitchin' bad guy. *hearts*

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White Collar

When You're Good to Mama (The Grateful Remix) by hoosierbitch
Fantastic look at what Neal does for June, and what it costs, and how he learns to live with it. "There's a difference," she says, when he tries to kiss her. "Between being pragmatic and being cruel." And June has been many things in her life, but cruel is not one of them.

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Crossovers

Leverage/Supernatural

The Sound of Your Own Wheels by [livejournal.com profile] glorious_spoon
I don't really care about Dean/Eliot as a pairing, but I loved the Eliot-team interactions in this, especially Hardison.

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Leverage/White Collar

I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal (and I Just Don't Get Any Respect) by [personal profile] fiercelydreamed
This is absolutely hilariously awesome. The Leverage crew needs Neal Caffrey for a job. Hijinks ensue.

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The Middleman

Blame it on the French by [livejournal.com profile] monimala
"Uh, I hate to interrupt your hero-sidekick banter, Dub-Dub, but did you and Sexy Bossman miss the part where we're supposed to *have sex*?" Her voice rose at the end of the question, and MM actually winced, like he was a dog hearing a particularly shrill whistle. "I have to have sex with you both or *die*," she emphasized. "Which is very indicative of a grossly patriarchal society, I might add."

Aliens make them do it! With Lacey along for the ride. Funny, hot, and sweet.

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Sports Night

Another Second Time Around by [personal profile] laurificus
"You've probably made lists of them. In a book. An indexed book. An indexed book, in which all even-numbered pages are allocated to you, and odd-numbered ones to me. That, my friend, is the kind of person you are, and you are going to come into my home, and you're going to make schedules for all the cleaning activities, and an ordered system by which we will choose which TV programs we watch, and you'll start alphabetising things. And I will wish for death. And death will not come, Casey. Death will purposefully stay away, simply because it, too, is enjoying my pain and suffering."

Casey needs to crash at Dan's for a few days. Dan's not thrilled, but they work it out in the end. With adorable banter, because that's what they do.

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White Collar

Classic, in Progress by [personal profile] tzikeh
"I… it's a tuxedo. It fits. I like it."

"Go put it on," Neal said. Peter opened his mouth to reply, but before he could make a sound, Neal held up his hand. "Go and get it and put it on and come back down here and show me."

Peter snorted. "So you can mock it like you mock my best suit?"

"Your 'best' suit is a travesty." Again Peter opened his mouth, and again Neal held up his hand. "Peter, there are a very few, very specific things that I do better than almost anybody. This is one of the only ones left that I can still do and remain a free man."


Adorable and bantery. Neal and Elizabeth convince Peter to buy a new tuxedo.

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White Collar

Four Cups of Tea (and a waffle iron) by [personal profile] lithiumdoll
In retrospect, Mozzie suspected he should have made an exception, because somewhere between trying to work out what Neal wasn't saying and Burke clapping him on the shoulder so hard he staggered, he'd wound up sitting at the dining room table while Elizabeth brought out her tea collection. /

No, her tea mountain: it had at least two peaks and an East Face.
Hee! This is adorable. El and Mozzie have tea while Peter and Neal shop for a Valentine's gift. Also, there is the possibility of waffles.

Only one word for yes by [personal profile] petra
Peter, El and Neal work out the, uh, kinks in their relationship. Adorably bantery and hot.

Recreational Flirting by [personal profile] china_shop
"It's becoming apparent that I have a type," said Peter. Peter, Neal and El negotiate their relationship, with El taking the lead. Sweet and hot.

Shall Set You Free by Tieleen
I really like this short, sharp look at June.

Stories of Progress by BlackEyedGirl
Neal, dealing - or not - with the aftermath of 1.14, and everyone else trying to help him. Lovely.

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White Collar

The Notorious B.I.G. (Junior) by [livejournal.com profile] innie_darling
Adorable bantery casefile that reads like an episode.

Provenance by [livejournal.com profile] tigs
Four years and three days after their arrangement becomes official, Peter and Neal sign their names about fifty different times on the bottoms of a whole ream worth of papers, Jones cuts Neal's ankle tracker for the last time, and Neal is officially a free man. Wistful and lovely and in character.

The Zombie Story by [livejournal.com profile] giglet
Peter and Neal fight zombies while El pwns in Brooklyn. Plus, a coda.

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White Collar

Light-Fingered by [livejournal.com profile] shrift
Adorable OT3 fic. Neal woos Peter by picking his pocket.

Taking Liberties by astolat
Smart, hot Neal/Elizabeth/Peter.

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Leverage

the christmas eve job by hardlygolden
"Saint Nicholas is our patron saint," Parker says, again, more insistent this time. "No," he says, and then – fainter – "How, why, what, oh my god?", trailing off into nonsensical protest. Parker often has that effect on him. "Think about it," she says, swinging her legs from where she's perched on the kitchen counter. "I don't know, Hardison," Eliot says, smiling lazily. "Girl kind of has a point. I mean, breaking into houses while people sleep? Stealing their milk and cookies?" He tssks loudly, and there is no way Eliot should be able to look like that and sound like someone's grandmother in the same second. *sniffle* Wonderful story in which the team steals Christmas for some kids.

Deck the Tree with False Blossoms by ishie
"We could always go for an Ocean's Thirteen," Hardison suggested. "No one understands what happened in that movie anyway." The crew tries a con without Sophie. Needless to say, things do not go as planned, but she handles that with aplomb. Adorable.

Your head's a dead tomato splot with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch. by Smercy
Absolutely adorable! Hardison holds geek Christmas and makes Eliot and Parker watch Firefly. *hearts*

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Leverage/White Collar

Yin by therienne
Peter sends Neal into an undercover situation that is way more complicated than either of them bargained for. Awesomely hilarious crossover with Leverage. See also, Yang by therienne: The other half of the story. Parker convinces Hardison and Eliot to do a job while Mom and Dad Sophie and Nate are away. ♥

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White Collar

And anyone who's ever had a heart by Liviapenn
After that she'd made Peter's new obsession a bit more of a priority. Before seeing the picture, she'd just slotted Neal Caffrey in as one more thing Peter's brain couldn't let go of, and amusing yourself while your spouse hunted down the greatest international art thief of the age was certainly classier than being a football widow. She'd never been concerned about it, not really. After seeing the picture, well. She still hadn't been concerned, but she was maybe a little more... cognizant of the possibilities. And that meant doing her own research, being a little more available for Peter to bounce ideas and hypotheses off of, that sort of thing. Of course the problem with learning more about Neal Caffrey was that the more you learned, the more you liked him. Peter definitely did. Elizabeth even suspected sometimes that Peter maybe admired him a little. / She's not sure how to feel now that she knows that it's mutual. Absolutely wonderful OT3 story.

It's the Thought That Counts by misura
Neal gives Peter and Elizabeth a Christmas gift. Amusing banter ensues. Gets the voices exactly right.

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White Collar

Quid Pro Quo by [livejournal.com profile] scribblinlenore
Neal fleetingly wonders if this was the real reason he kissed Elizabeth, to get Peter's hands on him. He's always been so much better at understanding other people's hidden motivations than his own. Highly enjoyable Peter/Elizabeth/Neal UST.

Study of an interior by [livejournal.com profile] smallbeer
Lovely story of Elizabeth, Peter, and Neal's first time.

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Crossovers

Iron Man/Dollhouse

Succession by [livejournal.com profile] amonitrate
Brilliantly creepy Iron Man/Dollhouse crossover.

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Psych/Supernatural

(Fear) The Reaper by [livejournal.com profile] baylorsr
"It's a fortress, Dad," Shawn said. "For the zombie apocalypse," Gus added eagerly. "Well, that's no good," Henry said. "Boys, a zombie fortress needs to be unbreachable. Zombies are unresting, unflagging, untiring undead machines with only one goal: to eat your brains. You think this flimsy construct is going to stop them?" Shawn and Gus stumble over some zombies. Sam and Dean show up to help. Hilarity ensues.

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White Collar/Leverage

Accessories by [livejournal.com profile] halcyon_shift
"You know it would never work out between you, right? I mean, you're a hacker and she's..." / "She's a TrackerPAL Mark Three," said Hardison with a trace of wistful longing. "I've never seen one of these up close. She heavy?" / Good humor fled under cover of darkness. "Like rocks in my soul." Hee! Perfectly voiced Leverage/White Collar crossover. I would love to see the Leverage crew meet up with Neal Caffrey.

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White Collar

Contractual Obligations: A Love Story in Three Traffic Lights by [personal profile] shaenie
"You would never cheat on Elizabeth," he says. / The light turns green, and Peter has to look away, but he doesn't hesitate. "There are exemption situations," he says mildly. / He doesn't elucidate, but that's okay because Neal is already repeating, "Exemption situations?" with baffled disbelief. "Exemptions?" / "Yeah," Peter agrees. / "Like, exemptions on your taxes?" / [...] Neal huffs out something that's not quite laughter. "What could 'exemption situations' even be?" Adorable look at Peter (and Elizabeth) and Neal negotiating their relationship.

Two Hundred and Eight Weeks by [personal profile] elandrialore
Utterly lovely and mostly plausible Neal/Peter/Elizabeth. "This isn't exactly the first time Neal's been in our bed, is it?" / Her lips are curved in amusement and Peter thinks back to three years worth of nights he'd stayed awake chasing Neal the first time; piles of files and photos spilling out over the bed in a frustrated mess, and Neal Caffrey's laughing eyes staring back at him. / But there's a vast difference between papers spread out in their bed and Neal Caffery spread out in their bed, all pale skin and angles that cut deeper than any paper could dream. / "This is different," Peter insists, and her smile grows. / "Yes," she says, "it is."

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