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unfitforsociety) wrote2011-07-29 09:50 am
unfitforsociety) wrote2011-07-29 09:50 am
you say you want your love to work out right
Crossovers
Thor/Iron Man
Just Temporary, Ma'am bysutlers
"You're my date?"
"It's not a date," Clint said carefully, as if he'd been coached.
"Uh-huh."
"It's a morale-boosting experience," he added, making Darcy pause where she was scooping her bag off the floor to stare at him. There was the beginning of a shit-eating grin flirting around the corners of his mouth.
"That makes it sound like you're being whored out to me," she said finally.
"All undercover SHIELD operatives receive extensive rentboy training."
"Are you expected to spend a lot of time lying back and thinking of America?"
"That's more Steve's style."
"Yeah, all right, I'm not touching that one," Darcy said, shouldering her bag. She took another look at Clint and decided she probably wouldn't mind if he were being whored out to her, hypothetically: after a college career dating three economics majors, an engineer, and a future master of public policy, his biceps looked pretty good. So did his ass. But that wasn't the point.
fake dating + Darcy = AWESOME
~*~
Pushing Daisies/The Middleman
Kiki's Confitures by![[archiveofourown.org profile]](https://p.dreamwidth.org/b164c54b26e4/-/archiveofourown.org/favicon.ico)
innie_darling
Pitch-perfect Pushing Daisies story with a cameo by a Middleman character. Funny, sweet, and full of heart. Plus luscious descriptions of pie and ice cream.
~*~
Thor/Iron Man
Just Temporary, Ma'am by
sutlers"You're my date?"
"It's not a date," Clint said carefully, as if he'd been coached.
"Uh-huh."
"It's a morale-boosting experience," he added, making Darcy pause where she was scooping her bag off the floor to stare at him. There was the beginning of a shit-eating grin flirting around the corners of his mouth.
"That makes it sound like you're being whored out to me," she said finally.
"All undercover SHIELD operatives receive extensive rentboy training."
"Are you expected to spend a lot of time lying back and thinking of America?"
"That's more Steve's style."
"Yeah, all right, I'm not touching that one," Darcy said, shouldering her bag. She took another look at Clint and decided she probably wouldn't mind if he were being whored out to her, hypothetically: after a college career dating three economics majors, an engineer, and a future master of public policy, his biceps looked pretty good. So did his ass. But that wasn't the point.
fake dating + Darcy = AWESOME
~*~
Pushing Daisies/The Middleman
Kiki's Confitures by
Pitch-perfect Pushing Daisies story with a cameo by a Middleman character. Funny, sweet, and full of heart. Plus luscious descriptions of pie and ice cream.
~*~