i'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints

[unfitforsociety]

Good Omens

By Definition by idiopathicsmile
Aziraphale has certainly dabbled in the world of carnal delights over the years, most notably in the late nineteenth century, when a certain infernal adversary was enjoying a century-long nap and seemingly the only way to pass the time had been to develop some hobbies.

What Aziraphale had discovered during those explorations was that he liked sex—the closeness, the affection, the sweat-slick drag of body against body—but he didn't need it. There was no sharpness to his physical appetites, no urgency, little direction. He certainly didn't experience anything like the drunkening haze of lust that he saw in his bed partners sometimes. It seemed like quite a nice state to be in; still, Aziraphale felt no real loss. He'd never understood the full appeal of risotto either, but there were plenty of other dishes to be enjoyed. This is adorable.

Family by Association by otherhawk
Warlock Dowling is over-dramatic, insecure and inclined towards running away, which makes sense since he was primarily raised by a certain over-dramatic demon. After the apocalypse Warlock heads home to England to find his nanny. Oh heart.

Going Native by equestrianstatue
Missing scene showing what happened after they went to Petronius's restaurant to have oysters. Oh heart.

let me feel your heartbeat (grow faster, faster) by thehoyden
This is quite darling.

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