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unfitforsociety) wrote2019-12-20 11:07 am
unfitforsociety) wrote2019-12-20 11:07 am
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Good Omens
Anthony J. Crowley, Retired Demon and Airbnb Superhost by![[archiveofourown.org profile]](https://p.dreamwidth.org/b164c54b26e4/-/archiveofourown.org/favicon.ico)
TheOldAquarian
What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.
The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting." Hee!
shed a sweet light byattheborder
"Angel, why didn't you just tell them you were Jewish?"
"But I'm not! That would be lying!"
Crowley raised an eyebrow. "You're not… not Jewish. You're as Old Testament as they come. And it would've worked. Probably."
"I'll be sure to remember that one," Aziraphale said haughtily, "the next time I am besieged by— by holiday influencers." <3
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Anthony J. Crowley, Retired Demon and Airbnb Superhost by
What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.
The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting." Hee!
shed a sweet light by
"Angel, why didn't you just tell them you were Jewish?"
"But I'm not! That would be lying!"
Crowley raised an eyebrow. "You're not… not Jewish. You're as Old Testament as they come. And it would've worked. Probably."
"I'll be sure to remember that one," Aziraphale said haughtily, "the next time I am besieged by— by holiday influencers." <3
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