cast out of heaven, cast down on my knees

[unfitforsociety]

Crossovers

Discworld/Firefly

Feegles on a Firefly by SpaceAnJL
A blur of blue up the front of Jayne's t-shirt, and there is a noise like someone hitting a steak. Jayne staggers, cross-eyed with the effort of looking at the thing astride his nose. The creature butts him again.

"Crivens, isnae many Bigjobs can tek a second heidful o' Wee Begbie." says a small admiring voice, just before he passes out. Exactly what it says on the tin. Absolutely HILARIOUS.

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Middleman/The Tick

The Certified Write-Off Wrangling by romantical
Brief, adorably hilarious Middleman/The Tick crossover.

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Elementary/The Good Wife

with her killer graces and her secret places by crossedwires
Joan opens the front door and leans on the door frame, projecting nonchalance as much as she can. "You don't call, you don't write, you don't reply to any of my messages. I was starting to think you broke up with me and forgot to let me know."

"We're not in a relationship, remember?" In her boots, Kalinda is a good three inches taller than a barefoot Joan, who straightens up as Kalinda reaches for her. "I've been caught up at work. You know how it goes."

Joan stands on her tiptoes, balancing on Kalinda's arm, so they're almost eye-to-eye. "I could've sworn there were phones in Chicago the last time I visited."

"Yeah, well... Surprise?" says Kalinda, with a tiny forgive-me? smile. And Joan is lost, between that smile, those boots and this kiss. Brief, lovely Joan Watson/Kalinda Sharma. Yes, please.

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