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Captain America

A Man Takes His Sadness Down to the River (The Consolation of Philosophy) by [archiveofourown.org profile] dorian_burberrycanary
Steve had meant to stay forever and didn't last a year. He meant to return right back to when he left, but that doesn't work out the way he planned either.

Turns out a lot can happen in nine months.
Long, meditative series in which Steve decides to come back rather than staying in the past, and shows up after the events of TFATWS, needing to make amends to both Sam and Bucky.

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Star Wars

Reprise IV by [archiveofourown.org profile] Elfpen
As he comes into his power, Anakin Skywalker has never known a universe without both Ben and Obi-Wan Kenobi. However, as Palpatine’s schemes draw taut against a galaxy in crisis and Obi-Wan chases shadows, Ben must contend with his past colliding with his present while Anakin uncovers the truth of the dark and light within himself. Changing the fate of the universe is too lofty a task for a single person; all must work together in balance and harmony to ensure that Hope does not die to darkness. Part 4 of the Reprise AU. Well worth a read along with the rest of the series (previously recced).

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Avengers

reasons why you don't want to talk (about reasons why you don't want to talk) by [archiveofourown.org profile] napricot
Bucky is doing fine after the Blip. He has his amends, he has his exit strategies, he goes to therapy. Steve's gone, but that's fine, Bucky can deal with that, even if he can't deal with feeling like a ghost in the apartment that Steve left behind. But when Steve returns, they'll both have to deal with how to rebuild a friendship and a home that are haunted by the ghosts of who they used to be. Their methods of doing so are perhaps less than ideal, what with how they involve more sex and stealthy surprise interior decoration than any actual communication. Maybe that's all they need to make a new home together. Highly enjoyable! <333

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Avengers

need a little angel sitting on my shoulder by [archiveofourown.org profile] napricot
Sarah is rarely if ever inclined to take advantage of having a brother who's a superhero, and she definitely doesn't often ask her superhero brother's superhero partner for any big favors. Sarah's got principles, and she's not going to use a connection to the Avengers for her own sake.

She is absolutely gonna use it for the sake of saving Christmas in Delacroix though. With Sam away on a mission, Bucky's her best bet for finding the Spirit of Delacroix, the stolen boat that traditionally leads the Delacroix Christmas Boat Parade. As they embark on Operation Save Christmas together, Sarah's determined to preserve the Christmas magic for both Delacroix and Bucky, and maybe herself too, if she's willing to take a chance on Christmas romance.
This is really lovely.

when we came home by [archiveofourown.org profile] augustbird
Really lovely Endgame-AU where Steve stays in the present with Bucky. <3

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Avengers

Two Colors, White and Gold by [archiveofourown.org profile] Carelica
Compelling AU where Bucky comes to in a bunker in Siberia after the end of the world (or so he thinks), and survives in the aftermath.



Crossovers

Captain America/Brooklyn Nine Nine

Welcome to the Party, Pal by [archiveofourown.org profile] gwyneth
Steve Rogers goes into a bar and meets...Norm Scully! This is incredibly fun. I made the :D:D:D face the whole time I was reading it.

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Avengers

carried to space on a dolphin balloon by [archiveofourown.org profile] napricot
THE MOON LANDING IS REAL NOW: STEVE ROGERS IN SPACE, PROTECTING PLANET EARTH! And maybe finding love with a buxom space babe??

"Jesus Christ," Sam mutters. "This Steve on the moon conspiracy is getting out of control."

Except it turns out that it might not just be baseless conspiracy theory fodder for the tabloids. Not when Natasha has returned, alive and well, and certain that Steve, their Steve, will come back home too, if he hasn't become totally lost in the vastness of spacetime.
Ha! I enjoyed this a lot.

you liked it then you should've put ten rings on it by [archiveofourown.org profile] laiqualaurelote
"When did you even get to meet my dad?" Shangqi demands. "You're in supervillain prison, surely they don’t let you guys mingle."

"Mahjong night," says Erik, deadpan.

Other people look for retirement homes for their parents. Shangqi has to check out prisons. While sorting out his father's incarceration in Wakanda, he unexpectedly reconnects with his old college roommate, the villain formerly known as Killmonger."
I enjoyed this a lot

Urban Legend by [archiveofourown.org profile] gwyneth
"People are saying I’m fake?" Could they really not compare his recent photos to the newsreels and article photos and his films from the war? "They’re saying I was never found and I’m just…some guy wearing a Cap uniform?" Steve discovers modern day conspiracy theories about Captain America. Oh Steve.

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Avengers

a balanced, careful weave by [archiveofourown.org profile] napricot
There are few rituals among the girls of the Red Room, and fewer still that retain some innocence, but this is one of them. The Widows play with each others' hair, combing and curling and brushing and braiding. It's a practical enough pastime that the handlers have never cracked down on it, though they have looked askance whenever the Widows get too creative with their makeshift hairdressing.

Five times someone braids Yelena's hair, and one time she braids someone else's.
I'm not crying, you're crying.

wake up, your life's a wreck by [archiveofourown.org profile] biblionerd07
He knows he's Bucky Barnes. He knows he's dangerous. The rest of it's going to take some time to figure out. Aw, heart.

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Avengers

the barred window and the locked door by [archiveofourown.org profile] icoulddothisallday
Six times Steve protected women's right to choose. Oh Steve. *sobs*

Three years outside Columbus, Ohio by [archiveofourown.org profile] miabicicletta
It is strange, she thinks, as they return home, relieving the babysitter and ensuring none of the safe boxes have been found or tampered with. All her life, Melina has been taught the essential value of precision. Lack of precision meant misunderstanding; misunderstandings created mistakes; mistakes lead to failure.

Yet here they are, a widow and the Red Guardian, capable of laughing at each other, at themselves to an extent, over one such instance; a misunderstanding that has led not to failure, but to clarification. Camaraderie, even.

"Good night. Try to resist murdering me in my sleep," Alexei says to her before turning out the light. A joke, incredibly enough.

"I would never." She rolls her eyes, but not before she drops a mocking little kiss on his forehead, smiles sweetly. "Easier to poison your coffee, my darling."
The three years Melina spends with Alexei, Natasha, and Yelena. This is heartbreaking and beautifully done.

#wintersmolder by [archiveofourown.org profile] Ketita
SHIELD has fallen and the Winter Soldier is in the wind, and far more formidable than anybody thought.

Not only is he staying hidden from all the world's intelligence agencies (how), but he's doing so while modeling for fashion magazines (what), posting videos about himself (why), gaining an internet following that absolutely includes Clint (and to his regret, Sam), and punching a whole lot of Nazis (in the face. with bullets).

Steve is absolutely supportive, much to everyone else’s concern.
HILARIOUS.

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Avatar: The Last Airbender

Salvage by [archiveofourown.org profile] MuffinLance
Long, fun AU where Zuko ends up with the Southern Water Tribe fleet mid-season 1 and ends up being adopted by Hakoda. No, really.



Effects of Obliteration by [archiveofourown.org profile] geneticallydead
Before the fall of the Soviet Union, the Winter Soldier was sent to the American arm of Hydra - only there was a malfunction in the cryo-unit that meant it couldn't be opened, and it was left, powered but abandoned, in an underground base.

25 years later, the Avengers find it.
I enjoyed this AU of how Steve gets Bucky back.

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Avengers

Five Times James and Sarah Made Each Other Happy (& One Time They Didn't) by [archiveofourown.org profile] marina
Does exactly what it says on the tin, and is really lovely in doing it.

home (where i wanted to go) by [archiveofourown.org profile] Contra
Taking Steve's choice in Endgame to a logical conclusion. Ouch.

To Boldly Go by [archiveofourown.org profile] heyjupiter
A brief but necessary coda to WandaVision in which we see where Monica goes next.

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Crossover

WandaVision/Star Wars

A Witch's Favor by [archiveofourown.org profile] phoenixyfriend
This is a fun crossover where Wanda (and eventually Monica) end up on Tatooine. Wanda is taken in by Shmi, and she ends up freeing the slaves, which of course, brings her to the attention of the Jedi Council. Anakin just wants to see his mom, and Obi-Wan needs so many drinks.

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Spider-Man

throw our hands overboard by [archiveofourown.org profile] sandyk
MJ just wants her coworkers off her back and to avoid any set ups so she says she has a boyfriend. Then the stakes get a little higher so she really needs that fake boyfriend, and there's no one! Then MJ runs into her high school ex-boyfriend Peter right outside the restaurant. This is a fun future fake-dating fic.



Young Avengers

Young Hollywood by [archiveofourown.org profile] Ardatli
Long, enjoyable Billy/Teddy Hollywood AU with fake dating. I stayed up way too late reading this. I also enjoyed all the little shout-outs to the comics. <3



Captain America

Untitled Goat Game by [archiveofourown.org profile] Hark_bananas & [archiveofourown.org profile] whatthefoucault
This a very sweet, low-key story about Bucky's recovery.



Crossovers

Leverage/Captain America

The Second Labor Job by [archiveofourown.org profile] justanotherStonyfan
Bucky goes to Leverage Inc. for help. Oh heart.

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Avengers

Drive It Like You Stole It: A Bodyswap by [archiveofourown.org profile] AggressiveWhenStartled
Steve and Bucky get bodyswapped. To fix it, they drag Peter Parker on the Worst Roadtrip Ever. I literally laughed out loud for almost the entire story.



Star Wars

Where There is Quiet by [archiveofourown.org profile] Shadaras
This is a very sweet AU where the Jedi win against Sidious, and in the aftermath, Obi-Wan goes to Jedha to live with the Guardians of the Whills.

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Avengers

Been locked and you're the key by [archiveofourown.org profile] caughtinanocean
Bucky twists in his arms and looks up. He's beautiful, illuminated only by the streetlights coming through the window. "You...really don't give a fuck,” Bucky says, his voice all wonder.

"Who doesn't have a past?” Steve tells him.

Steve will remember this, too: the moment when the light finds Bucky's eyes.

This time, Steve kisses Bucky goodnight before they go to sleep — just a small kiss, sweet and tender, passing like a prelude, like a promise.
This is a really beautifully written (comics) AU, and also NAMOR is GREAT. #imperius rex

Steady as the Lake, Ever-Changing as the River by [archiveofourown.org profile] frozensea
Sweet story of Nakia and T'Challa's wedding day. This is just darling.

~*~

Spider-Man

the open road and other anesthetics by [profile] tactfulgnostalgic
Miles goes on a road trip with the various Spider-people. This is fun and sweet.

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Avengers

Never Look Before You Jump by [archiveofourown.org profile] oh_simone
When Steve goes back to see Peggy, things don't go exactly as he planned. This is a lot of fun.

The Parent Snap by [archiveofourown.org profile] follow_the_sun
AU where Thor gives Bucky the time stone and he uses it to rescue baby Thor, baby Loki, and baby Hela from Odin's parenting. Sweet and hilarious.

You Feel My Heat (I'm Just a Moment Behind) by [archiveofourown.org profile] innie
Steve and Bucky during the pre-war years, through Steve's artist's eyes. Achingly lovely.

~*~

Spider-Man

fightin' for my trust (and you won't back down) by [archiveofourown.org profile] LullabyKnell
Jeff works on his relationship with Miles, and eventually, the truth comes out. Oh my heart.

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Avengers

Cat Nap by [archiveofourown.org profile] galwednesday
Objectively, losing the Bucharest safehouse and its contents was the least of Bucky's problems. The balding agent he'd seen directing the raid was apparently affiliated with SHIELD, which was a shadowy government agency that made representatives from other shadowy government agencies suddenly remember urgent appointments when Bucky tried to bribe, threaten, and otherwise shake them down for information on what the hell SHIELD might want with a former brainwashed assassin. Dodging SHIELD should be his number one priority.

Subjectively, he wanted his fucking cat back.
AU where Steve and Bucky don't have any history but they meet when Steve accidentally kidnaps Bucky's cat. This is adorable.

Where The Moon Is A Pie by [archiveofourown.org profile] Vaysh
Bucky gets zapped to an alternate dimension where there never was a Captain America. He does find a Steve, though, who helps get him back home.

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Avengers

The Lifetimes of Steve Rogers by [archiveofourown.org profile] hafital
What happens when Steve Rogers steps onto the quantum platform to return the Stones? Where does he go? What challenges does he find? Who does he meet? How many lifetimes can one man have?

This is a five part series that explores Steve Rogers' travels through the multiverse.
Lovely, elegiac series that explores what Steve might have been and done while he was returning the Infinity Stones to their places in the timeline.

The Necrofloranomicon by [archiveofourown.org profile] Monkeygreen
Bucky didn't want much. Just to keep his head down, to sell his scavenged flowers in peace, and to stay off Shield's radar. His life would have been a lot easier if his flowers weren't dead and if being a necromancer wasn't illegal, but easy or not, he was getting by. Steve didn't want much, either. He was happy working for Shield, he had good friends, and overall his life was going just about the way he wanted it. Problem was, being happy with your life was generally an invitation for fate to throw a spanner in the works—and in Steve's specific case, it was going to be a spanner named Bucky.
This is a really lovely AU.

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Avengers

Birbs by [archiveofourown.org profile] daroos
So funny story; the goddamned Winter Soldier was in his auntie's shed. Funny story; Steve's best buddy in the whole entire world - the one he hared off to the most dangerous corners of the earth to find, was in his goddamned Auntie's shed.
"Why are you in my Auntie's shed?" Sam hissed.
Hilarious!

Queens Blvd Local by [archiveofourown.org profile] domarzione
Tony takes two trips to Queens. Oh heart.

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Avengers

god loves everybody, don't remind me by [archiveofourown.org profile] napricot
Erik gets a do-over. Erik gets a lot of do-overs. Or: Erik Killmonger's own personal version of Groundhog Day, only with a lot more murder, dying, trips to the ancestral plane, awkward family conversations, and divine intervention. This is unutterably brilliant. Truly a spectacular read. highly highly recommended.

someday somebody will come and find you by [archiveofourown.org profile] napricot
Bucky figures out how to get Natasha back. Oh my heart. This is wonderful.



Captain America/Singing in the Rain

Let's Do the Same as They by [archiveofourown.org profile] halotolerant
It's 1944, and in a particular US Army base in Holland, there's a very special USO performance. Steve recognizes something of himself in Don, Cosmo and Cathy's relationship. Oh Steve. <3

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Avengers

I'd rewrite the book of love, and make it funny by [archiveofourown.org profile] gwyneth
Steve gets turned into a frog. Bucky has to deal. This is ADORABLE.

Karen Rescues an Alien by [archiveofourown.org profile] muskoxen
In which Karen Page rescues baby Groot. This is adorable.

Steadfast by [archiveofourown.org profile] Destina
Three snapshots from Bucky Barnes' life. Lovely.

Things Floating Like the First Hundred Flakes of Snow by [archiveofourown.org profile] BeaArthurPendragon & [archiveofourown.org profile] krycekasks
Long, lovely AU where Bucky frees himself from HYDRA in 1968 and goes to Peggy for help.

when i die i'll sacrifice (more than enough for the afterlife) by [archiveofourown.org profile] notcaycepollard
This is a really beautifully done post-Endgame fix-it for Natasha.

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Avengers

Bucky Barnes Is Five Eleven, and Other Lies He Tells Supervillains by [archiveofourown.org profile] AggressiveWhenStartled
Bucky fills in for Steve when Steve is in space and UTTER HILARITY happens.

the side effects that save us by [archiveofourown.org profile] napricot
This is a really sweet, funny, feelsy look at Shuri dealing with the aftermath of her father's death and the Wakandan civil war, while working on removing Bucky's triggers.

Slow and Splendored by [archiveofourown.org profile] eyres
In the chaotic years after Steve Rogers arrives back in 2023 as an old man, he helps rebuild the world, falls in love with his best friend, adopts a stray cat, and saves the entire timeline. Not necessarily in that order. Long, exquisitely melancholy look at Steve and Bucky - and the world - after he returns from the past.

the way a traveler knows a traveler by [archiveofourown.org profile] thedoubteriswise
Fantastic look at Steve and Natasha's friendship post-CATWS. <333

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Avengers

I Don't Like Your Fashion Business, Mister by [archiveofourown.org profile] gwyneth
After the Battle of New York, Natasha takes Steve shopping. <3

The Sick Rose by [archiveofourown.org profile] stripyjamjar
This is a really lovely, melancholy post-Winter Soldier AU from Peggy's POV, so it's hard to read sometimes (especially if you know someone with Alzheimer's or dementia) but definitely worth it.

The Silver Answer by [archiveofourown.org profile] dirtybinary
"The look on his face when you started wheezing," says Bucky reverently. "I'm gonna remember that all my life."

"Wait, what?" says Howard, glancing back from the tiller. "You had an asthma attack in front of the Red Skull?"

"I did not," says Steve with dignity. "I just got excited, is all."

"You're always excited when it comes to punching people," says Bucky. "It's part of your charm."
AU where the serum is a bust but Steve works with the Ghost Army to make the Nazis believe Captain America is real. A great read.



Crossovers

Avengers/Batfamily

Hissing Fauna by [archiveofourown.org profile] BearHatter
This is a fun Batfamily/Avengers crossover. (I have a hard time believing the Avengers don't know who the Justice League are, though.)

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Crossovers

Stranger Things/Captain America

Life During Wartime (This Sure is a Party) by [archiveofourown.org profile] gloss
"Why me, Henderson?" Steve asks. "What did I do to deserve...whatever this is?"

"Look, we can't get clothes from Mike's dad or Lucas's. He'd look like an idiot! And Will said that Jonathan's bound to notice anything missing from his closet, plus —" He looks around, makes sure that Max isn't within hearing distance. "We thought about taking Billy's stuff but that seems disrespectful?"

"Good call, yeah. But again I ask, why me?"

Dustin grins and slaps Steve's arm. "'Cause you're rich and also you dress cool!"

"Oh," Steve says, ducking his head a little. "Thanks."
Because OF COURSE the Russians kept the Winter Soldier in Hawkins. <333

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Rivers of London/Good Omens

A Nightingale Sang in Russell Square by [archiveofourown.org profile] melannen
What Peter was up to during the end of the world. I enjoyed this.

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Leverage/Avengers

Three Things Nate Made Parker Give Back When The Job Was Over (Because He's A Spoilsport) by [archiveofourown.org profile] Penknife
This is a fun Avengers/Leverage crossover.

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Avengers

open up the ages by [archiveofourown.org profile] blackkat
After almost a year out of the ice, the Asset is more Bucky Barnes than Winter Soldier. It's HYDRA's mistake that they stuck him in a cell between Wanda and Pietro. Bucky's got a soft spot for kids in trouble. Oh heart.

ready to make it by [archiveofourown.org profile] defcontwo
This is a really great look at Sam after he returns from being snapped.


Vids

Higher (The Score) by Elvenarcher3
Excellent Carol vid.

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Avengers

feet on the ground now by [archiveofourown.org profile] PunkHazard
Miles gets around to introducing himself to Ganke, who has some ideas about how to communicate with the rest of the gang. Oh heart.

Hand Covers Bruise by [archiveofourown.org profile] thedeadparrot
The Winter Soldier joins Natasha on her post-CATWS roadtrip of self-discovery. This is quiet and lovely.

Metallurgy by [archiveofourown.org profile] TheFriendlyPigeon & [archiveofourown.org profile] eyres
Instead of making the Winter Soldier, Hydra transfers Bucky's consciousness to a metal body, locking his mind within a prison of steel and programming. However, Bucky is stronger than they could've ever imagined. Lovely Beauty and the Beast-ish AU.

Not Exactly Retirement by [archiveofourown.org profile] xylodemon
Endgame AU where Steve comes back and he and Bucky figure out out to live together in the 21st century.

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Avengers
Most of these stories include Endgame spoilers! Also note that one (1) Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse series is included in this list.

6th and Williams by [archiveofourown.org profile] quigonejinn
Really lovely missing scene for Endgame. Spoilers obv.

born in fire (again and again) by [archiveofourown.org profile] defcontwo
What happens to Natasha after the movie ends. And Steve's POV: sky comes falling down.

The Discreet Charms of the Cyborgeoisie by [archiveofourown.org profile] havisham
Three cyborgs walk into a bar... or Bucky, Rhodey and Nebula have a drink after the funeral.

the family brooklyn by [archiveofourown.org profile] tactfulGnostalgic
New York is notoriously protective of its superheroes. Brooklyn takes care of its native son. *sobs* This is so great! I just sobbed my face off. This the train and the cranes but all for Miles. <333

The sequels are great too! The first one is about Miles's dad figuring out he's Spider-Man and the second is Gwen and Peter B. making some peace with each other and the versions they lost.

a fraction of a smile (a fragment of his mind) by [archiveofourown.org profile] neonhummingbird
"I needed an Avenger who's both good with children and can be trusted with them. Which is not a combination I'm finding in most of them, honestly." Peter doesn't expect being an emergency babysitter to lead to bonding with Morgan and talking to Pepper about stuff he thought he'd really rather not talk about. *sobs*

the good fight by [archiveofourown.org profile] Destina
A late night conversation between Steve and Bucky. Oh my heart. (Endgame spoilers)

hey mr. stark by [archiveofourown.org profile] harryandthestars
Peter keeps a video diary. *sob*

how much was mine to keep by [archiveofourown.org profile] kaydeefalls
Peggy's face in the compass, always pointing the way to true north, and Steve has long since lost any other sense of direction. Bucky knows what he's gonna do with the time machine even before Steve.

The post-Endgame fix-it in which Bucky gets a time machine of his own, Steve gets a chance to process his trauma, and Peggy gets a say in the matter, too.
Exactly what it says on the tin. Oh Bucky. Oh Steve.

I Saw You Yesterday by [archiveofourown.org profile] stereobone
Bruce counts down from five, but Steve never reappears on the platform.

And all of a sudden Bucky starts seeing him everywhere.
Wonderfully melancholy AU from the end of Endgame.

In My End Is Your Beginning by [archiveofourown.org profile] Destina
In which the kids are all right. Oh heart.

Just This Once (The Everybody Lives Remix) by [archiveofourown.org profile] dsudis
An alternate ending to Endgame.

Kiss Me Once Again by [archiveofourown.org profile] ShowMeAHero
Steve gets his second chance with Peggy, and then he gets a second chance with Bucky. Brilliant! <333

like heaven stood up in you by [archiveofourown.org profile] napricot
Steve takes a few side trips, ties up a few loose ends, on his final trip through time. <333

the long way down by [archiveofourown.org profile] actonbell
"Nat. If you were in heaven, or having some kind of after-life experience, would we both be dripping wet and would I still be a giant pain in your ass?" This should have been the post-credits scene for Endgame. <333

One Last Time by [archiveofourown.org profile] Rachel500
Steve's journey at the end. Nicely done. Endgame spoilers.

One More, For Love by [archiveofourown.org profile] Shadaras
Beautiful missing Tony/Pepper scene from Endgame.

the other end of a telescope by [archiveofourown.org profile] sagemb
Really lovely post-CACW Steve/Bucky.

a stitch away from making it by [archiveofourown.org profile] QueenWithABeeThrone
this takes place in an AU where Steve gets dusted while Bucky doesn't, which means Bucky's the one who goes time-heistin'. this happened. Oh heart.

A Very Specific Skill Set by [archiveofourown.org profile] Siria
As always, Natasha saves herself. <333

Weekend at the Lake House by [archiveofourown.org profile] lizznotliz
Peter visits Morgan at the lake house once a month. #I'm not crying it's just raining on my face

when we came home by [archiveofourown.org profile] augustbird
AU for the end of Endgame. Steve comes back and Bucky learns to live with him again. <333



Crossovers

Lord of the Rings/Captain America

In the Shadow of Armistice by [archiveofourown.org profile] superheroresin
MCU/LOTR fusion set after the war of the ring. it shouldn't work, but it does, with a nice Steve/Bucky relationship and some fun stuff for the others. (no Thor or Hulk, though)

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Avengers

ain't really quaint by [archiveofourown.org profile] quietnight and [archiveofourown.org profile] silentwalrus
The search only lasts a minute, because the bastard is in the patch of grass out back, barefoot and wearing only his sleeping shorts and undershirt. He appears to be doing someone's closest approximation of tai chi, if that someone had only ever seen tai chi performed from eight thousand yards away through a pair of opera glasses. It’s like watching a construction crane try to do yoga.

Soldier considers the likelihood of a psychotic break, first for Captain and then for himself. Unfortunately there is probably no applicable psychological testing scale for either of them, Soldier due to his optimizations and Captain due to being a fucking alien from goddamn Mars. Whatever inscrutable ritual he's executing is probably immune to any kind of intervention.
An AU that mashes up Bucky's comics backstory with CATWS for GREAT HILARITY.

by any other name by [archiveofourown.org profile] Hinn_Raven
Carol has many names in many places. Nicely done.

the identity crisis of one nicholas j. fury by [archiveofourown.org profile] sevenfoxes
All the things Goose has eaten and the all the things people have called Nicholas J. Fury, with or without his consent. This is SO GREAT.

Once Upon Some Bullshit by [archiveofourown.org profile] Sproings & [archiveofourown.org profile] machine_dove
Steve gets hit with a curse that can only be lifted by true love's kiss. Too bad he's too oblivious to realize that Bucky's as in love with him as he is with Bucky. This is hilarious.

Rusted Gate by [archiveofourown.org profile] hafital
Bucky finding his way to Steve through all the years, ice, death, and assorted other mishaps. Lovely.

Where the Need is Greatest by [archiveofourown.org profile] Niitza
AU where Steve joins Doctors without Borders and the Winter Soldier is still sent to assassinate him, but makes a different choice. I enjoyed this.



Crossovers

The Punisher/Batman

There but for Grace go I by [archiveofourown.org profile] AutumnHobbit
Frank Castle tracks some human traffickers to Gotham and runs into the Red Hood and gets involved in some Batfamily drama.

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Avengers

Challenge Accepted by [archiveofourown.org profile] Sholio
Misty and Colleen, using arm wrestling to flirt. Excellent.

Make It Till You Fake It by [archiveofourown.org profile] AggressiveWhenStartled
Steve and Bucky are (fake) fake dating. This is killing their teammates. Hilarious.

No Kind of Life by [archiveofourown.org profile] Speranza
"Bucky," Steve said, still helplessly smiling, "I mean, we've met, right? You know I have to do everything the hard way. It's the fundamental fact of my nature."

Bucky sighed. "Well, obviously," he said, and sounded just a little bit exasperated, but one corner of his mouth was tilting up.
Oh Steve. Oh Bucky. This is lovely.

Three Times Lucky by [archiveofourown.org profile] Sholio
If there were magic lucky talking fish in the world, she thought as she climbed the stairs, then ... well, first of all, the world didn't work how she used to think it did --

(The world contains aliens and bulletproof guys and assholes who can control minds; what do you THINK the world is, Jones?)

-- and second, they didn't dispense fishy wisdom peppered with fish jokes; they just didn't.
This is adorable teamfic.

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Avengers

both have sharp teeth by [archiveofourown.org profile] cosmicocean
AU where Karen Page is another of the girls in the Red Room. Really nicely done.

I got that good thing for you by [archiveofourown.org profile] canistakahari
Hilarious, hot, and adorable seasonal Steve/Bucky.

let's keep our eyes on the cracks by [archiveofourown.org profile] napricot
Y'all thought Captain Marvel was gonna save the avengers but it's gonna be Ant Man crawling up Thanos bootyhole and expanding. Book it.

Five responses to how Scott Lang and the Avengers defeated Thanos and saved the universe, or: five ways of looking at a buttsplosion.
Hilarious! Sadly, I don't think Endgame will be this great.

Orpheus Ascending by [archiveofourown.org profile] domarzione
Lovely bit of Steve and Natasha. I love their friendship a lot.

Shelter by [archiveofourown.org profile] Destina
Sam takes Steve in as they both recover in the aftermath of the Triskelion. Oh heart.

Show of Strength by [archiveofourown.org profile] Destina
I gave Destina the prompt: Steve/Thor, training, and she gave me this GLORIOUS little story that not only includes hot Steve/Thor, but ALSO Natasha's highly entertained outside POV on their shenanigans. <333

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DCU

girls like girls (nothing new) by [archiveofourown.org profile] isawet
Ostensibly this is about Bruce realizing that Cass and Steph are into each other and helping Cass out (he has many concerns about Gotham public school sex education) but mostly it's about Bruce trying to be a good batdad to his batkids and sometimes getting it awkwardly, hilariously right. <3

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Crossovers

MCU/DCU

Move Slow, Forge Ahead by [archiveofourown.org profile] thepartyresponsible
"What about you, Steve?" Dick asks, tipping his head back, eyeing him thoughtfully. "You're military, right? You have trouble walking away from fights too?"

Steve shifts in his seat and wonders what gave him away. He wonders how much Dick sees, how much intelligence and awareness he hides with pretty blue eyes and affable smiles and all those friendly, effortlessly charming mannerisms.

"Just waiting for the next one," he says. It's maybe too honest for strangers, but all Steve has these days are strangers.

Dick's silent for a second and then he breathes out, takes a long drink of his beer. "I know a guy like that. Can't say I've ever seen him happy."

Steve's struck, for a second, by how alien that thought is to him. "Not sure being happy has much to do with it."
Oh Steve. This is really lovely - Steve's a mess, just out of the ice, and Dick is, as always, the best person the universe. <333

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Avengers

The Department of Special Collections by [archiveofourown.org profile] Speranza & [archiveofourown.org profile] alby_mangroves
Some personal letters from Steve and Bucky are found within Colonel Phillips' papers. Oh heart.

Hells Kitchen Movie Club: Hanukkah Special by [archiveofourown.org profile] BetteNoire
Bucky takes Frank home to celebrate Hanukkah. This is so great. I'm not crying, it's just raining on my face.

Maqqaba by [archiveofourown.org profile] domarzione
Chanukah in the SSR. Oh my heart.



Crossovers

Captain America/Gilmore Girls

Coffee Stop by [archiveofourown.org profile] Wonderlandleighleigh
After the Battle of New York, Steve finds himself stopping in Stars Hollow, and oddly reluctant to leave. This is so delightful!

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Avengers

From Hydra with Love by [archiveofourown.org profile] insomnia1999
This is a fun James Bond/Avengers mashup with some really really terrible puns in it.

it's good to be young but let's not kid ourselves by [archiveofourown.org profile] suzukiblu
"Er," Falsworth says.

"Jesus fucking fuck," Dugan says, better encapsulating the group's reaction at large.

"This is the best mission we've ever had," Bucky says, as the one and only outlier. He has never sounded so delighted to be surrounded.

"I really don't . . . think . . . um," Steve trails off uselessly, just staring at him. And the . . . and the children. The very small and annoyed-looking children who are clustered up like ducklings around Bucky's everywhere, more or less
. The Howling Commandos rescue some tiny Steve clones from Hydra. Bucky is thrilled, even if no one else is. Hilarious and sweet.

Nobody's Idea of a Vacation by [archiveofourown.org profile] scioscribe
Fun little adventure with Shuri, Nakia and Ross.

Slip and Slide by [archiveofourown.org profile] Omnicat
T'Challa tries ice skating. He's not good at it. Shuri heckles. This is adorable. #siblings!

Steve Rogers Is (Not) A Good Influence by [archiveofourown.org profile] noxlunate
"Steve Rogers has never been a good influence on anyone. Ever." Bucky tells Peter with the utmost seriousness and Peter is darting a look at the door like maybe he can survive jumping out of the car going 70 on the 101. Steve feels for Peter, he does.

"He uh, he tells me to eat vegetables?" Peter tries and Steve flashes him a smile at the defense of Steve's influencing abilities.

"Jesus christ." Bucky says again, emphatically.

Steve stares at him a little like he hung the moon.
This is hilarious and adorable.

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