Unfit for Society Recs

Discworld

And A Hardboiled Egg by icarus_chained
Excellent character study of Vetinari.

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Elementary

The Case of the Bohemian Box Turtle by Siria
Joan makes a discovery about Clyde. Adorable. I could totally see the show doing this.

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Harry Potter

Food of Love by toujours_nigel
Sirius tries to seduce Remus via The Twelve Days of Christmas. Remus is baffled. This is adorable.

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The Losers

Let Me Show You, Baby, I'm a Talented Boy by innie
10k of Jensen pining for Cougar. Lovely.

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Crossovers

Arrow/Avengers

Conceal me what I am by Teaotter
In which Oliver once worked with the Winter Soldier and now he's trying to save him.

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The Losers/Avengers

Everybody Wants a Thrill by Fyre
Fun Captain America/The Losers crossover. I wish we'd gotten to see Natasha and Aisha meet though.

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Crossovers

Firefly/Avengers

In Two Straight Lines in Rain or Shine by sienamystic
Utterly perfect crossover where Natasha is another product of the hands of blue, and River convinces Mal to help save her.

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The Losers/Avengers

one for the road by beardsley
Silly little white girl, thinking all her training and all her skills would be enough to get her a seat at the grownups' table. Aisha loved proving her wrong, back in Sarajevo. She loved proving her wrong with her forearm against Red's throat, Red's gun under Aisha's chin and her thighs clamped so tight around Aisha's waist Aisha thought she might actually have to kill her to get away. She didn't. She's glad. This way, they get to do it again. Sharp, hot Aisha/Natasha.

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Criminal Minds/Avengers

there is no hunting like the hunting of man by jedibuttercup
Highly enjoyable story in which the BAU profiles various Avengers.

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Mission Impossible/Avengers

What's Wrong With Spiders? by coralysendria
Five times Natasha worked with Ethan Hunt and the IMF. I enjoyed this a lot.

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Crossovers

Middleman/DCAU

The Cooperative Cetacean Extrication by NocturnalRites
Wendy + the Middleman + BBatB Aquaman = OUTRAGEOUS!!!! This is so AMAZINGLY PERFECT AND HILARIOUS I CAN'T EVEN. ♥♥♥

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Firefly/Sandman

Concentrated Other by eustaciavye
"They are only objects," she told them. "This River is not the river that can flow and bend."

buT iN tiMe You MaY SEe thE plaN I haVe FOR yOu. unTIl THen YoU MUSt be PATienT. Short, sharp, perfect meeting between River and Delirium during her time at the Academy.

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The Losers/Jurassic Park

Mission: Dinosaur Adventures by pollyrepeat
"Oh no," said Jensen.

"Jensen, we need to... talk," said Clay, like the words pained him.

"We’ve noticed that you seem..." Aisha began.

"Please stop," said Jensen. "Please, please, stop."

"Your head is up your ass," she finished, matter-of-fact. The kind of matter-of-fact that meant Aisha was about wade into topics that made her deeply uncomfortable, like feelings. Shit. "Tell us why."

"Would you believe me if I said I didn’t know?"

"Sadly," said Clay, "yes." *dies and is dead* This is hilarious and perfect. The Losers v. dinosaurs, and Jensen's complete obliviousness to his own and Cougar's feelings. I laughed out loud many, many times and the story isn't even that long.

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Alexander the Great/Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Dear Aristotle by CrunchySalad
Hee! Bill and Ted land at Mieza when Hephaistion is there and he is most puzzled by them. Hilarious.


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The Losers

día de los muertos (or, fifteen things the losers gave to the dead) by storm_petrel
Short, sharp exploration of ways the Losers grieve.

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MASH

Sonata in C Major by prudence_dearly
Charles discovers a musical prodigy at the orphanage, and wants to do something about her. Oh, my heart. (Could use another beta go-round, but nothing too egregious.)

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Sports Night

The Late Greats by scrunchy
The Sports Night gang at a Halloween party. Wonderful. "Frankenstein," Casey bowed to her.

"The doctor. Not the monster, of course," Jeremy grinned. "Cunning."

Casey looked crestfallen.

"Just saying, if the whole reason you decided to be Victor Frankenstein was to get people into a situation where you could give them a little speech about how 'Frankenstein' refers to the man and not his monster, Casey, then I'm sorry, but you won't get me."

"Dan told you."

"Dan told me," Jeremy said.

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Crossovers

Angel/Supernatural

The Exiles by briarwood
From last year's big bang, an engrossing SPN/Angel crossover featuring John teaming up with Kate Lockley on a hunt. Nicely done - feels true to both characters.

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The Losers/The A-Team

These things get louder (or, five times the losers met the a-team) by storm_petrel
Highly enjoyable Losers/A-Team crossover.

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The Losers/Leverage

Something Worth Dying For by zillah975
Clay and his team help out when Eliot gets caught on a job that goes slightly wrong. Highly enjoyable.

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Psych/Firefly

Little Pieces by blackeyedgirl
Fascinating crossover where Shawn Spencer was at the Academy with River. "He just sees everything. Everyone else, they just see pieces but Shawn-"

"No," Shawn interrupts. "Gus, no. Everyone else sees the whole and I see the pieces. All the little tiny puzzle pieces and they don't fit together right and sometimes I know why but not always and I can't just let them go out of focus they're always-."

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The Simpsons/Supernatural

What Remains by geonncannon
Supernatural/Simpsons fusion in which Lisa=Sam. YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE! *hearts*

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Sports Night/Star Trek Reboot

Earth, Renaissance by loneraven
Gorgeous look at Sports Night as if it existed in the Trek Reboot universe. But what I do is important. Sports are important. Do you think the Federation only does battles and science and politics? I am a Federation citizen and I think sports are important and of our, I don't know, one thousand five hundred member worlds and ten trillion citizens, I think there are enough people who agree to make it worthwhile for me to do my job. And even if there weren't I would still do it, because it is important."

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The Losers

Blood Comes Off Easily by charlieblue
So they fuck, then, and it's all spine-twisting, hair pulling and hard, wonderful hands gripping her skin like it's the most addictive substance in the world, which, really, just ask her, and she'll tell you all about it.

Afterward, she curls up inside the big spoon of him, and tries to imagine the ways in which he could die. Erotic asphyxiation seems to be winning out over a bullet to the head (quick, clean, easy) and a knife to the gut (slow, messy, just as easy). She might even enjoy the first one. Which might be why the professionalism of the two latter ones might take higher priority once the afterglow of the best three fucking orgasms of her life have faded.

'What are you thinking about?' He asks, tracing her cheekbone and pulling her hair back from her face, his fingers tracing patterns in her skin.

She smiles. 'You.' Fantastically brutal look at Aisha, and what made her who she is.

Countdown by lady_krysis
Sharp, hot Clay/Roque missing scene after they've arrived back in the States.

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