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Crossovers

Agent Carter/James Bond

For Their Eyes Only by Selena
Peggy and Howard team up with James Bond to take down Whitney Frost. Hijinks ensue.

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X-Files/DCU

Grunt Work by audreycritter
Bruce interns with Mulder and Scully to learn profiling. Mulder loves having an intern. Scully's not as sanguine about it. This is a lot of fun.

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Crossovers

Avengers/James Bond

Locust Wind by AlphaFlyer
After the events of Thor 2, Natasha and Clint team up once more with James Bond. I enjoyed this a lot. (Sequel to Second Mouse, previously recced.)

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Avengers

Always Stay Near Me, For Tomorrow I Will Have Much To Do by roguewrld
The Winter Soldier reports to a safe house after DC, but nobody shows up to retrieve him, and he starts to remember things. And when he does, he wants to help destroy HYDRA, and he ends up hooking up with Coulson's team. Oh Bucky. Oh Steve.

An Act Too Often Neglected by dsudis
"I know your step which is unlike any other step," Steve said, coming closer still. "I love you because you're the one I chose to love, and you still are. I don't care what your name is now. I know you when you're standing in front of me." Steve and Bucky via The Little Prince. *sobs*

because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at by tremontaine
Steve gets turned into a cat. That's only the start of his problems. Sweet Steve/Bucky/Natasha.

closer, i need you so much closer by biggrstaffbunch
No one loves Steve the way Bucky loves Steve. Oh my heart. This is utterly gorgeous.

How the Light Gets In by theheartischill
Steve's trying to help Bucky but he's kind of a mess too, so it doesn't go as well as he'd hoped. This is really melancholy and lovely. *sobs*

I am on a lonely road and I am travelling (looking for the key to set me free) by irnan
Natasha tries to work her shit out, with an assist from Steve and Bucky.

I can’t remember how this started (but I can tell you exactly how it ends) by gwyneth
Bucky gets caught in a time loop the day that the insight carriers launch. It takes him a while to figure out how to fix it, but it also gives him time to remember Steve and himself and how to be a person again. Oh Bucky. <333

New Tricks by OddityBoddity
Bucky's not doing real well, but while he's dog-sitting while Steve is away, he ends up breaking up a dog fighting ring and becoming the pet whisperer. Oh Bucky. <3

Nice Work if You Can Get It by reserve
Bucky pines stoically when he and Steve get jobs working backstage with showgirls, and he thinks Steve's in love with someone else. Lovely.

On The Other Side of a Downward Spiral by torakowalski
The Avengers rescue a baby from HYDRA and Bucky gets attached. I could read a million words of Bucky + babies. <3

A Piece of Silly Affection by Reccea
Steve grows a beard on a mission. Bucky really likes it. Oh this is great - it has shaving, tickle fights and pining. Mmm...good.

the prosecution rests by dirtybinary
"Did you miss me on the plane?"

The towel falls away altogether. Rogers sits back on his heels, forehead scrunched up, blinking rapidly. "Yes, Buck," he says, in a voice that suggests he is in the early stages of asphyxiation by invisible noose. "As a matter of fact, I did."

His marble-blue eyes are glassy with a sheen of moisture. The Asset experiences a surge of emotion he can only describe as guilty panic. He is fairly sure making Captain America cry constitutes a war crime by the standards of the Geneva Convention. Bucky is grumpy and Steve is emotional. Oh my heart.

rate of recidivism by alcibiades
Long, vivid, startlingly lovely and genuinely moving story of how Bucky recovers. (It's 90k words of second person, which may be offputting to some, but works because of the way Bucky dissociates and has to learn to think of himself as a person again.)

Seven Short Interludes in a Brief Life of Celebrity by jaeled
Really lovely look at Steve bonding with the USO showgirls on his bonds tour.

steal some covers, share some skin by tremontaine
Natasha and Steve are both touch-starved. Bucky figures out a way to fix it. Lovely.

Sure Movin' Down the Line by circ_bamboo
When Sam's wings need to be rebuilt, Tony introduces him to T'Challa. Adventures happen. I enjoyed this.

To fill it up with something by caughtinanocean
Stephen Strange turns Bucky into a puppy. Steve Rogers adopts a stray dog. HYDRA wants its favorite pet back. (Sorry!) This is a really lovely story - it has a fairy tale feel to it that I really dug.

To Live It Again Is Past All Endeavor by trinityofone
modern day Steve and Bucky swap bodies - and places - with 1938 Steve and Bucky. It sounds really cracky but the story does a nice job of taking the emotional consequences seriously.

to memory now I can't recall by Etharei
Long, supremely satisfying time travel story where post-CATWS Bucky and WWII era Bucky magically swap places for a while. Highly recommended.

When You Save Me (I’ve Got Nothin' Left To Sigh For) by luninosity
Bucky and the Hulk come to an understanding, which helps during a battle. Aw anger management bros.

A whisper system (in the wrong light anyone can look like darkness) by viverella
Lovely, quiet Bucky recovery fic.

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Sleepy Hollow

Five Times Abbie Explained That Ichabod Is Married (and one time she reminded herself) by audreyii_fic
Exactly what it says on the tin. Aw. Abbie gets used to Ichabod and Ichabod gets used to the 21st c.

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Skyfall

Merciful, Benevolent, Impossibly Kind by musicforswimming
Matter-of-factly hot Moneypenny/Bond.

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Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

That Light That Takes You Home by torakowalski
In which Benji Dunn has a meet-cute on an aeroplane, falls in love, qualifies as a field agent, and nearly gets blown up far too many times. This is a really lovely look at Benji and Will before, during and just at the end of MI: Ghost Protocol.

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The Unusuals

A Virtual Pandemic by swmbo
Fun ensemble story that also features Shraeger/Walsh and still manages to sound exactly like the show.

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The Bourne Legacy

broke everything new again by Siria
Brief but lovely look at Marta and Aaron after the movie.

Bury My Heart on the Coals by blackbird
Marta and Aaron figuring each other out after the movie. Lovely.

if you want to sing out by Siria
Kenneth had struggled with the mysteries of chapter books, but Aaron—Aaron could comprehend tactical reports and weapons manuals and speed-read his way through thick paperback novels. The first volume of poetry he'd read had left him stunned, near breathless at the realisation that there could be songs without music. Aaron/words=OTP!

New Reality by CyberMathWitch
Lovely post-movie Aaron/Marta from her POV.

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Skyfall

Protégé by girl_wonder
The legend is that she came up from the secretary pool. The legend is that she was the first female agent in MI-6. The legend is that she was turned as an asset while having an affair with the Russian ambassador to the UK. The legend is that she was a Russian mole that got turned into a double agent for the crown. M, and the women who came before and after her.

That Untravelled World by lonelywalker
Bond pays a visit home over the holidays. Highly believable fix-it for Skyfall.

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Skyfall

A Certain Reputation by yunitsa
Bond really does sleep with everyone. Absolutely believable and in character.

Driftwood by ponderosa
Ridiculously hot and wonderfully in character M/Bond.

Iterations by Rheanna
Bond keeps dying in service, and they keep bringing him back; every time they do, he has a different face. Excellently chilling and oh so plausible.

so you were never a saint. by paperclipbitch
"I think Bond's trying to be your friend," Eve tells him.

"...well," Q says slowly, "this is a new and disturbing development." Enjoyable look at Q, Eve, and Bond and their odd friendships.

Until My Dying Day by Rheanna
Melancholy missing scene from the movie, featuring M and Bond.

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Crossovers

Avengers/Discworld
Ankh-Morpork, Avenged by honorh
Hilariously pitch-perfect story of the Avengers fighting off Loki in Ankh-Morpork.

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James Bond/Avengers

From Russia With Love by sirona
In which the Winter Soldier picks up James Bond in a bar and hotness ensues.

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Crossovers

Avengers/Casino Royale

Inter-agency Relations by bluehwys
Nick Fury and M have history. Really nicely done crossover.

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Iron Man/Indiana Jones

A Spear Called Ron or Don't Mess With Marion by lil_shepherd
Tony Stark and Marion Ravenwood have a drinking contest. Do I really need to say more than that? This is hilarious and adorable.

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Crossovers

Old Spice Man/Feminist Hulk

Untitled Old Spice Man/Feminist Hulk Crossover by [anonymous]
"Hello, Judith Butler. Allow me to scrub your back. So you and Feminist Hulk are saying that my devotion to Old Spice body wash might be part of a larger regulative discourse to maintain an essential ontological gender?" Feminist Hulk + Old Spice Man + Judith Butler. THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ EVER! ♥

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Casino Royale/Inception
I Believe In Your Victory by pyrimidine
M is Eames's mum. Perfect.

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Sandman/Inception

Cities of Sand by tongari
Absolutely gorgeous fancomic featuring Saito and Dream (spoilery for Sandman if you haven't finished it).

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Leverage/Inception

Kick Harder by girl_wonder
Very cool story in which the Inception folks bring in Sophie to help them out on a job, but I think the real takeaway is that Parker is awesome and scary.

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Supernatural/Zombieland

Highway to Hell, Michigan by southwindow

Highly enjoyable crossover with Supernatual & Zombieland. "No need for names," Tallahassee said coarsely, coming around from the trunk and pumping his rifle. "Only wherever it is you're headed." The two guys exchanged looks. Like, weird looks. Like, we're-pompous-asses-but-for-a-good-reason looks. "Well then." He gestured to himself. "You can call me Lawrence. And him?" He grinned, and fuck all if it didn't freak me out a little. "You can call him Detroit."

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Supernatural/Burn Notice

Smoke on the Water by [anonymous]
Kids are disappearing in Miami, and Maddie ropes Michael into finding one of them. The Winchesters are working the same case, and when they cross paths, hijinks ensue. I enjoyed this a lot, though there are some weird formatting issues to watch out for.

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The Bourne Identity
Paris by uhmidont
Nicky's story. Lovely and sharp. (spoilers for all three movies)

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Casino Royale
Non Sufficit. by sloanesomething
Sharp, insightful look at Bond becoming Bond.

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