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Jan. 1st, 2013 05:06 pmCalvin & Hobbes/Hobbes & Bacon
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I love this glimpse of Calvin's future with Susie and Bacon and Hobbes.
a brief history of western philosophy bytashlae
It's her idea to name her daughter Bacon. Most people wouldn't name their daughter after popular breakfast meat, or Elizabethan philosophers, but it had taken one look at her Intro to Philosophy syllabus freshman year to make the ironic connection between Calvin and Hobbes, and she'd had to explain to her roommates why she was laughing so hard. Pitch perfect slice of Calvin & Hobbes/Hobbes & Bacon.
"Worked okay so far?" bylalaietha
"She even kind of looks like bacon. Like, all red and streaky and - "
"Ew," Susie had said, in a tired voice. "And also ew. And did I mention ew? And shut up. What is even wrong with you, Calvin?"
"Hey," Calvin said, still mostly gazing in rapt adoration at the thing that had just pushed out of Susie's body, Jesus fuck, and also yes did happen to be the most wonderful thing ever to dream of existing, "you married me."
"I did," Susie admitted. "And I even renewed vows after four years of living together." That had been to make a point to both their parents. "And then I had a baby with you. On purpose. Very on purpose."
"Exactly," he said, beaming at her. Susie worries a little about the fact that Bacon talks to her stuffed animals. This is wonderful.
~*~
What's Your Number?
Someone Like You bysunsetmog
Colin and Ally, after the movie. Adorable and sweet. This is like all the best parts of the movie (their relationship) without all the gross stuff.
~*~
Attack Chickens, Children, and Other Hazards of Suburban Life by
I love this glimpse of Calvin's future with Susie and Bacon and Hobbes.
a brief history of western philosophy by
It's her idea to name her daughter Bacon. Most people wouldn't name their daughter after popular breakfast meat, or Elizabethan philosophers, but it had taken one look at her Intro to Philosophy syllabus freshman year to make the ironic connection between Calvin and Hobbes, and she'd had to explain to her roommates why she was laughing so hard. Pitch perfect slice of Calvin & Hobbes/Hobbes & Bacon.
"Worked okay so far?" by
"She even kind of looks like bacon. Like, all red and streaky and - "
"Ew," Susie had said, in a tired voice. "And also ew. And did I mention ew? And shut up. What is even wrong with you, Calvin?"
"Hey," Calvin said, still mostly gazing in rapt adoration at the thing that had just pushed out of Susie's body, Jesus fuck, and also yes did happen to be the most wonderful thing ever to dream of existing, "you married me."
"I did," Susie admitted. "And I even renewed vows after four years of living together." That had been to make a point to both their parents. "And then I had a baby with you. On purpose. Very on purpose."
"Exactly," he said, beaming at her. Susie worries a little about the fact that Bacon talks to her stuffed animals. This is wonderful.
~*~
What's Your Number?
Someone Like You by
Colin and Ally, after the movie. Adorable and sweet. This is like all the best parts of the movie (their relationship) without all the gross stuff.
~*~
