Unfit for Society Recs

Crossovers

Leverage/Hawaii Five-0

The Five-0 Job by tassosss
Danny accidentally hires the Leverage crew to get Steve out of jail. This is a lot of fun.

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Leverage/The Muppets/Angel

The Great Muppet-Angel-Leverage Caper by mizzy2k
This story starts, as many of the greatest stories in history do, with a talking frog.

You could argue that it starts sometime before that, with a vampire that's been turned into a puppet. According to Eliot, the word again should be tagged onto the end of that sentence.

Or you could argue that it starts with that said puppet walking into a bar.

Hee! An absolutely wonderful Leverage/Muppets/Angel crossover.

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Leverage/DCU

Five times the Leverage Crew was not in Gotham, no, really, they weren't, no by noelia_g
"And it's Wayne Enterprises. I met Bruce Wayne once, he's creepy."

Hardison's eyes grow really, really wide. He points his thumb at Parker, looking at Nate in fascination. "And if she thinks…"

"I get it, Hardison," Nate mutters. Hee! Nate wants to do a job in Gotham. The team, having been there before, not so much. This is adorable.

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DCU/Captain America

Partially into the Wind by Pervyficgirl
Wonder Woman and Captain America team up and fall in love during WWII, but when Steve is lost, Diana keeps on going. I enjoyed this a lot.

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Castle

Once Bitten by Fyre
"I dunno, boss," Esposito said, trying his best to keep a straight face, "If the guy is really a vampire, Castle knows everything about how to beat them."

"He's right," Castle agreed. He tapped the breast of his jacket. "Even carry my own garlic and everything."

"What makes you think I wouldn't just let a vampire eat you?" Beckett demanded, getting up from her desk.

Esposito laughed. "C'mon, Beckett," he said. "Don't you want to be there and see his little heart break when he realises the guy is just some guy and not a vampire?"

"Hey!" Castle protested at the thoughtful look on Beckett's face.

"Sad truth, bro," Esposito said, shaking his head mournfully. "The lady wants to make you hurt." Fantastic casefile that gets the voices just right, full of banter and Beckett being smarter than everyone.

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Hawaii Five-0

Lōkahi by eli
Hot and hilarious Danny/Kono, with some great banter and a really spot-on Danny voice.

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Moonlighting

Synchronized Swimming by 51stCenturyFox
"Good point. We need urban camouflage. Or suburban camouflage. What's that like, a cable-knit sweater and golf pants?" David looked thoughtful. "Hey, at least the camera's waterproof; we just got water with our proof. Success is sweet." David pulled back the covers and slipped into bed. Maddie flinched as his bare leg slid against hers. "Hey, it's alright. You can touch me. I'm not poison oak."

"Ya got that right," Maddie's voice was muffled. "Poison oak is quiet." Ah, I love the "there's only one room with one bed" cliche, and this is an adorable take on it with spot-on Dave and Maddie banter.

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The Philadelphia Story

An Inside Look At A Mainline Society Apocalypse by Emmy
"Tray, are you back from patrol already? I think it's mean that you don't let me go. I'm a better shot than Mr. Connor."

"Yes, but we'd miss you more than we'd miss him, Dinah dear," Tracy said, shooting a warm smile at Mike over her sister's head that took any potential sting out of her words.

"I suppose you're right," Dinah said, helping herself to coffee. "He can't even play piano."

"He's also right here," Mike said, "with two working ears."

"So you already know you can't play piano," Dinah said, smiling winningly at him and stealing the last apple from the bowl. Tracy and Dexter's wedding is interrupted by the zombie apocalypse. They handle it with the same aplomb they handle everything else. Highly enjoyable - gets the banter just right.

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Avatar: The Last Airbender

The Ursiad by recessional
A series of ficlets about Ursa's return to the Fire Nation, post-series. Really well done

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Hawaii Five-O

Ain't Gotta Flaunt for Me by robanybody
Adorable Kono/Danny with a great Kono voice.

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Inception

I'm the Same Boy I Used to Be by hackthis
Adorable story about the times Arthur and Eames met before the movie.

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Iron Man

You Are Here by roboticonograph
Pepper doesn't really get the appeal of phone sex, until Tony's in Tokyo and she's in Malibu. Hot and sweet.

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