Unfit for Society Recs

The Muppets

Stand Up Guy by cookinguptales
Fozzie Bear thinks that perhaps his jokes need to keep up with the times, but Kermit has reservations. This is delightful!

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Winnie the Pooh

In Which Eeyore Loses His Tail Again, Or At Least Plans To by hhertzof
This is a wonderfully in character meditation on the Perfect Day (or nearly so) by Eeyore. <333

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Captain Marvel

Necessary Research by Amy
It wasn't like Captain Marvel had ever just said stuff. Kit learned by paying attention. She knew Captain Marvel's favorite snack foods because she helped her unpack her groceries. She knew Captain Marvel's favorite music because the walls in their building were thin. And she knew Captain Marvel was in love with Spider-woman because she was eight, not stupid. in which Kit is adorably serious about being Captain Marvel's sidekick, and making sure she knows stuff when her memory is gone. Oh Kit. Oh heart.

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Hawkeye

And Never Brought to Mind by Amy
In which Kate and Clint and Lucky save New Year's Eve in the most Hawkeye way possible. Adorable.

Backup by thatbroadcast
She gets the text at two pm on a Tuesday.

KIDNAPPED NINJAS WARWICK HOTEL BRING BACKUP BATTERY DYING CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT Kate and Lucky to the rescue! Hilarity ensues.

style is eternal by Traincat
Kate, Lucky and Clint, and a year of doggie costumes. Hilarious and adorable.


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Ultimate Spider-Man

we'll be doing what we do (just pretending that we're cool) by subwaycars
Miles, Ganke and Kate doing what teenage superheroes do. Adorable.

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The Amazing Spider-Man

You Will Always Be In Front of Me, Even As I Disappear From View by lizimajig
Gwen's not a damsel in distress. Really good story about her and Peter resuming their relationship and dealing with a new villain, and what it might mean for both of them.

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A-Babies vs. X-Babies

I Always Need to be Sure of You by zarabithia
"I think I might be a little selfish," Steve whispers to Bucky. "I think it's sweet that Clint and Kate share Pizza Dog, and I'm glad that Han can help Eli while his grandpa is sick, but ... "

Steve squeezes Bucky so tight that Bucky thinks his stuffing might burst from his seams. But that's okay; it's the kind of hug that is worth it.

"But I could never share you the way Clint and Kate share Pizza Dog," Steve whispers. "And I could never, ever give you away, no matter how important the mission." *sobs* Bucky Bear is Steve's favorite. Oh my heart.

Sharon's Christmas Pony by elfhawk3
The story of how Bucky Bear became Bucky Bear. *sobs*

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A-Babies vs. X-Babies/The Muppet Show

The Sensational, Inspirational, Celebrational, Muppetational Babysitting Show by jadelennox
But Sweetums' favorite of these awesome little kids was Hulk. He was just so smart and friendly, and he really understood what it was like to be, well, big. The Avenger Babies meet the Muppets. BRILLIANT.

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Crossovers

Avengers/The Muppets

Marvel Adventures Presents... The Avengers! in "Frog-napped!" by tigs
The Puppet Master really is a fearsome enemy. He's wreaked havoc with the Fantastic Four, the X-Men, and the Avengers, and has still somehow lived to fight another day.

Apparently, though, all of those teams of heroes, which all could rightly lay claim to the title of 'Earth's Mightiest Heroes!' have nothing on a prawn, a creature of indeterminate origin with anger management issues, and a flock of chickens. Kermit gets kidnapped and Thor assembles the Avengers to save him. This is hilarious.

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Thor

Family Ties by skiesovergideon
Loki falls to earth and ends up with a suburban family. Things, as always, are more complicated than that. I enjoyed this a lot - I liked the Fredericksons and how Loki slowly came to belong to them, and they to him, and how Thor never gave up on him, and the slow unfolding of the plot. It reminded me of the good things about the Percy Jackson books for some reason, which I also really enjoyed.

Thor discovers the Kink Meme by [Anonymous]
Exactly what it says on the tin. Hee!

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Crossovers

Angel/House

Enigmatic Absurdities by eponine
Angel wakes up at Princeton-Plainsboro and House is his doctor. Neither is particularly overjoyed by the situation. Hilarious hijinks ensue.

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Firefly/Leverage

Jacaranda by ijemanja
"What are you doing?" / "Followed you." / "Why?" / "You were going somewhere." Parker, at the Academy with River. Spot-on characterization, and a crossover that makes utterly perfect sense.

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Star Trex XI/Battlestar Galactica

looking for the dreamers by whatimages
Oh. Flight track, combat division. Which means fighter pilot. The division's famous for being small, reclusive, and totally insane. Their prospects once they were out in the black weren't too good either. It was rumoured they recruited specifically out of the pool of abnormal psych evaluations.

"Well, this should be an interesting evening," says Jim as soon as Gaila drops her hand.

"Just don't say I didn't warn you." Kirk and Starbuck and a one-night stand. really nicely done.

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Battlestar Galactica/Pigs In Space

Our Very Special Guest Stars by lls_mutant
The Galactica runs into the Swinetrek. Hilarity ensues. "Pigs," Tyrol said. "Somebody is pulling a frakking joke on us. That's the only explanation for talking pigs that say they're from Earth."

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Smallville
Five Lies Your Mother Never Told You by Caro
Five things that never happened in Smallville, and Caro just hits on all cylinders, bringing "What If" to new, hurtful, incisive levels for the women of Smallville.

Smallville/The Muppet Show
Lovers and Dreamers by Amy
Smallville meets the Muppet Show. No, really. It works brilliantly. Sexy bald billionaire Lex Luthor has just purchased the ever-foundering Muppet Theatre, thus sending Kermit, Miss Piggy, head writer Chloe Sullivan, and stagehand Clark Kent into a tizzy. Piggy comes up with a Sekrit Plan that, of course, backfires, Lionel hangs out with Waldorf and Statler, and the jokes fly fast and furious.

"Where's Gonzo?" he asked them.

"I think he's talking to the celery again," Rizzo said.

Camilla squawked.

"I'm sure he likes you more than the vegetables," Kermit promised the distraught chicken. "Celery doesn't have feathers."

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